About the last post....

Yeah,

Nevermind the title i just thought it would be a good title. It's 11:32 right now in Shanghai and i am bored out of my mind. I haven't really updated y'all with whats been going on so i guess this is a good opportunity. Shanghai this year and the last, since i came in 2008 but its now 2009, has been really unique. Its been both good and bad, more good than bad. Friendships have been made and rekindled which i'm very pleased with and i've actually dealt with a few personal problems *cough cough jealousy cough cough*.

It seems the new year has been treating me quite well but i'm not gonna keep my hopes very high because i know what will happen if i do. And i KNOW that if i do they're gonna get totally demolished by the 17th of January. Yes that's right everyone from Australia you know what i'm talking about.

I never really mentioned this girl called Lucia but i guess i should... aw fudge this will be a long post. Story time boys and girls. Back in the day, and i mean like 3 to 4 years ago, Shanghai was the shit for me. It was like... Christmas, Chinese New Year and my birthday all in one. The reason it was like this was because there were 2 friends i used to always hang out with. Ice and William. Lucia is very similar to Ice, not in her personality but in the way i view her. And so... Shanghai is becoming epic again. Not epic in the same was as it was before as that is impossible but its... good. Lucia is a very strange person though... she isnt exactly good for me because well, she has my personality. Only she's a she and not a he. Hahaha. After meeting her and hanging out with her i now know why i'm... disliked. She really is taking Ice's place because well... i can't imagine rooting her. Like seriously. She's so... argh i don't know how to explain it. Once you get that close to a person in that way it sort of decimates the sexual factor. But its good i guess, cause well... yeah you know why ;) most of you do at least.

Lamb kebabs. They are epic. EPIC. But not good for you, because you don't really know what the meat is. It could either be expired by like 2 years OR better yet it could be rat. Hahahaha if its rat then that is some good fucking rat =) Oh and there are these weird candy sticks... not really candy though. They're like strawberries but coated in a layer of candy but damn they're good cause its winter. So the candy is like warm but when you bite it the strawberries are like cold. Hard to explain.... Yeah the food here is pretty good. Street food especially. Oh and there is this weird thing about Chinese fast food. Its better than Australian fast food. I mean the big chain restaurants though like Hungry Jacks(Known as Burger King to Leah) and McDonalds. Hhhmm strange.

Speaking of food i wanna talk about Hooters. I don't think i can ever go there again because well i'm dating one of the waitresses but also my friend did something bad there. He almost cheated on his girlfriend with one of the hooters girls. Part of it was my fault because i was encouraging him to do it. See i was like the evil conscience guy. You know like on your shoulder? Only there wasnt a good conscience hahahaha. Sigh... well i guess we'll see what happens next year. I do sort of miss the chicken wings >_< and i sure as hell don't want to go to the one in Parramatta since the girls are probably all on crack which leads to them being annorexic yet having huge melons. And they're.... white. There. I said it. But on the serious side it feels pretty weird because we used to go there all the time and it was sort of our spot and now its like... a forbidden zone. Like the Hungry Jacks in Parramatta.

I think i'm a bit mental sometimes because i seem to have this obsession with poor and rich. First off i can't stand rich people. I seriously do not know why but whenever i go out with them i always think they're thinking badly of me because i don't bring that much when i go out. And yeah about that i think i'm never ever going to get a girlfriend after Cindy ==. Unless i get a job which can pay enough for my own personal wants and a girlfriend. I seem to get along with poor people better but its like God doesn't want me to have poor friends or something ==. Lucia = spoilt and rich, Will = Rich, Dave and Benji = Super fucking rich. Yeah the list goes on and on. I'm becoming such a stingy jew..... Seriously.... but then i hate asking my Mum for money because well thats like... degrading. I don't know how you people do it == but in my family you do NOT want to be in debt to my Mother because once you are she's got the control. Hahaha i just remembered, i sort of pick on rich people. I egg them on and shit, especially Will. So for example if we go to a mall and see a Rolex store i'll tell him to buy me a Rolex because its only 20,000 kuai (5000 AUD) or randomly i'll say "GAAAWWDD SORRY I'M NOT RICH LIKE YOU, GGGAAAAWWWDDD" yeah. Its pretty funny he gets pretty worked up hahaha.

Anyways i can't really think of much else to say so i guess i'll just leave it at this...

Peace out,
The King of Random